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Sans kapiyi kirinca
A typical family wins a trip to Barboonia, an unknown (fictional) island in the Caribbean, and things start to get going when the guy in the hotel reception realizes that the father of the family Kuddusi, played by Sensoy, looks exactly like Carlos, the president of Barboonia. (IMDB Comments)
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The Muse
What happens when a screenwriter (Brooks) loses his edge, he turns to anyone he can for help... even if it's the mythical "Zeus's Daughter" (Stone). And he's willing to pay, albeit reluctantly, whatever price it takes to satisfy this goddess, especially when her advice gets him going again on a sure-fire script. However, this is not the limit of her help, she also gets the writer's wife (MacDowell) going on her own bakery enterprise, much to the chagrin of Brooks, who has already had to make many personal sacrifices for his own help. (imdb)
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Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
An investigative reporter must send the newly unbound Pinhead and his legions back to Hell (imdb)
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Spectre
A cryptic message from Bond's past sends him on a trail to uncover a sinister organization. While M battles political forces to keep the secret service alive, Bond peels back the layers of deceit to reveal the terrible truth behind SPECTRE. (imdb)
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Boat
Boat (2007) - Short Film
A journey into night. (imdb)
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The Ladykillers
This retelling of the critically acclaimed 1955 comedy stars Hanks as Goldthwait Higginson Dorr III, Ph.D., a charlatan professor who's assembled a gang of "experts" for the heist of the century. (Touchstone Pictures)
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Family
Family (2006) - Season 2, Episode 2
Masters of Horror - Season 2, Episode 2
Family, directed by John Landis and written by Brent Hanley, tells the story of a young married couple (Meredith Monroe and Matt Keeslar) that moves into a new home in a new city and finds out that their neighbor (George Wendt) is not what he seems. (imdb)
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Harem suaré
As the Ottoman Empire comes to an end, an old servant spins a tale to keep the women in the Sultan's harem distracted... (imdb)
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Five Element Ninjas
A young martial artist seeks revenge on the Ninja who kills his martial arts brothers (incl Lo Meng of "Venoms" and "Destroyers") and teacher. He finds help in the form of a new teacher (who knows Ninjitsu) and new brothers (incl Wang Li of "Destroyers" and "Daredevils"). Together the four pupils face the Five Element Ninja challenge: Wood, Earth, Gold, Water, and Fire. (imdb)
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Pépé le Moko
Pépé le Moko is a gangster from Paris that hides in Algier's Casbah. In the Casbah, he is safe and is able to elude the police's attempts to capture him (imdb)
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