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After his entire department is outsourced, an American novelty products salesman (Hamilton) heads to India to train his replacement. (imdb)

Rain falls on a Dutch city. (imdb)

Utilizing state-of-the-art special effects, The Host is both a creature-feature thrill ride and a poignant human drama. (Magnolia Pictures)

An aging actor, who long ago enjoyed a brush with fame, makes his living as an acting coach.

Acclaimed writer-director Barry Levinson gorily switches gears for this mock-doc eco-apocalypse thriller about a seaside town that becomes a breeding ground for a terrifying nest of parasites. (tiff.net)

Jean Valjean, a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, must flee a police officer named Javert. The pursuit consumes both men's lives... (imdb)

Anna suffers from agoraphobia so crippling that when a trio of criminals break into her house, she cannot bring herself to flee. But what the intruders don't realize is that agoraphobia is not her only psychosis. (imdb)

Abbas, a combatant of the war who is a farmer now, travels to Tehran along with his wife for medical treatment of a wound in his neck. At bus terminal, Abbas meets his wartime commander, Haj Kazem, who decided to keep Abbas company during his treatment. Medical tests reveal the resence of a tiny Shrapnel part near Abbas's artery. In view of the critical surgical operation that has to be carried out, the doctors offer two recommendations. ... (varahonarco.com)

A coming-of-age story that follows 12-year-old Andy Nichol (Chase Ellison), a bright student who, like most kids his age, will do anything to avoid conflict for fear of suffering overwhelming ridicule and punishment from his junior high school peers. Everyone's favorite teacher, Mr. Simon (Ed Harris), pairs Andy with the school's biggest outcast and social pariah, Stanley, aka "Big G" (Alexander Walters) on a critical term project. (imdb)

To cash in on all of the "real world" hype of the events in the first film, a man from Burkitsville, Maryland opens a "Blair Witch Hunt" tour, which shows patrons various locations from the original film. A bunch of college students decide to take the tour, and wind up in Rustin Parr's house. There, they decide to camp for the evening, but in the morning, they realize they didn't sleep and they don't remember anything that happened the previous night. From there, they go back to town, and discover that something...or someone has come with them. (imdb)