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Eileen
A woman's friendship with a new co-worker at the prison facility where she works takes a sinister turn. - IMDb
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The Neighbors\
It tells the story of a middle aged woman with small children whose life is shaken up when two free-spirited twenty-somethings move in across the street. (imdb)
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Tsotsi
Set amidst the bustling townships of Johannesburg and infused with the pumping high-energy Kwaito music of the top South African artist Zola, Tsotsi is an extraordinary portrait of the choices we make in life and the personal triumph that comes from choosing love over rage. (Miramax Films)
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Greenland
A family struggles for survival in the face of a cataclysmic natural disaster. (imdb)
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Nights of Cabiria
A waifish prostitute wanders the streets of Rome looking for true love but finding only heartbreak. (imdb)
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Kevin Smith: Sold Out - A Threevening with Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith brings his famous and "infamous" Q&A back to his hometown of Red Bank, New Jersey for his 37th birthday. (imdb)
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American Mary
The story follows medical student, Mary Mason, as she becomes increasingly broke and disenchanted with the surgical world she once admired. The allure of easy money sends Mary into the world of underground surgeries which ends up leaving more marks on her than her so called 'freakish' clientele (imdb)
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Page Eight
Page Eight (2011) - TV Movie
Johnny Worricker (Bill Nighy) is a long-serving MI5 officer. His boss and best friend Benedict Baron (Michael Gambon) dies suddenly, leaving behind him an inexplicable file, threatening the stability of the organization. (imdb)
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The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
Peyton Flanders seemed to be the perfect nanny, but secretly she was out to wreck the lives of the family she was supposed to be helping... (imdb)
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Looking for Eric
Eric a football fanatic postman whose life is descending in to crisis receives some life coaching from the famously philosophical Eric Cantona. (imdb)
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