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1984
George Orwell's novel of a totalitarian future society in which a man whose daily work is rewriting history tries to rebel by falling in love. (imdb)
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Twilight
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire.
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The Animal
Small, wimpy Marvin (Schneider) doesn't have what it takes to fulfill his lifelong dream to be a cop. But his luck changes when he's critically injured in a car accident, and a deranged scientist secretly uses animal organs to rebuild him. (Revolution Studios)
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Flora
Flora (1989) - Short Film
half a minute on the fragility of existence with decomposing fruit
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Pinocchio
Live-action adaptation of the classic story of a wooden puppet named Pinocchio who comes to life.
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Young Torless
At a boarding school in the pre-war Austro-Hungarian Empire, a pair of students torture one of their fellow classmates... (imdb)
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Colony
Colony (2016) - TV Series
Set in the near future, Colony centers on a family headed up by Holloway and Callies who must make difficult decisions as they balance staying together while trying to survive. They live in L.A., which has been occupied by a force of outside intruders. While some people have chosen to collaborate with the authorities and benefit from the new order, others have rebelled and suffer the consequences.
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Leprechaun
The movie that started it all. Warwick Davis from Willow plans a mean Leprechaun that doesn't like to play by the rules... (imdb)
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The House of Yes
All Marty (Hamilton) wants is a normal life, but nothing goes as planned when his fiancée (Spelling) meets his far-from-normal family. (Miramax)
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Dexter: New Blood
Dexter: New Blood (2021) - TV Mini-Series
Set 10 years after Dexter Morgan went missing in the eye of Hurricane Laura, he is now living under an assumed name in Upstate New York, Iron Lake, far from his original home in Miami (IMDb).
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