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For Richer or Poorer
A real estate hustler and his wife hide from the IRS among the Amish. (imdb)
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Knife in the Water
A couple driving along a deserted road to a lake almost run over a young man, a student, who flags down the car almost too closely... (imdb)
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Prick Up Your Ears
This film is the story of the spectacular life and violent death of British playwright Joe Orton. In his teens, Orton is befriended by the older, more reserved Kenneth Halliwell, and while the two begin a relationship, it's fairly obvious that it's not all about sex. (imdb)
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The Anderson Tapes
A thief (Duke Anderson) just released from ten years in jail, takes up with his old girlfriend (Ingrid) in her posh apartment. He makes plans to rob the entire building. What he doesn't know is that his every move is recorded on audio and video tape, although he is not the subject of any surveillance. (imdb)
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Kanal
A symbolic depiction of hell on Earth, set in the last days of the Warsaw uprising in 1944. (imdb)
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What Happened to Monday
In a world where families are limited to one child due to overpopulation, a set of identical septuplets must avoid being put to a long sleep by the government and dangerous infighting while investigating the disappearance of one of their own. (imdb)
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Back to the Future Part II
After visiting 2015, Marty must repeat his visit to 1955 to prevent disastrous changes to 1985... without interfering with his first trip. (imdb)
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Death in Venice
In this adaptation of the Thomas Mann novel, avant-garde composer Gustave Aschenbach (loosely based on Gustav Mahler) travels to a Venetian seaside resort in search of repose after a period of artistic and personal stress (imdb)
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Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One
Ethan Hunt faces a relentless new enemy and a high-stakes mission: to retrieve a dangerous weapon before it devastates humanity. As dark shadows from his past emerge, he must choose whether to put the mission above all else, even those he holds dear.
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The Humbling
An aging actor with bouts of dementia and related issues is institutionalized after an incident during a Broadway play, then returns home, where he contemplates suicide. When he embarks upon an affair with a friend's amoral lesbian daughter, his world starts to fall apart. It ends on stage, with even Axler's audience and fellow actors unsure what's real and what's not. (Wikipedia)
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