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The Apartment
Max is on his way to Tokyo. He lives in Paris and likes to flirt but has decided to get married. By chance, he seems to have seen Lisa, his greatest love, in a cafe. Max forgets everything, his trip to Tokyo and his fiance. (imdb)
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Murders in the Rue Morgue
In 19th Century Paris, the maniacal Dr. Mirakle abducts young women and injects them with ape blood in an attempt to prove ape-human kinship. He constantly meets failure as the abducted women die. Medical student Pierre Dupin discovers what Mirakle is doing too late to prevent the abduction of his girlfriend Camille. Now he desperately tries to enlist the help of the police to get her back. (imdb)
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Mommie Dearest
An account of the life and times of one of our greatest actresses as seen through the eyes of an adopted darling daughter... (imdb)
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Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham...
Yashvardhan Raichand lives a very wealthy lifestyle along with his wife, Nandini, and two sons, Rahul and Rohan. While Rahul has been adopted, Yashvardhan and Nandini treat him as their own. When their sons mature, they start to look for suitable brides for Rahul, and decide to get him married to a young woman named Naina... (imdb)
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Hokkabaz
Hokkabaz revoleves around Yilmaz who plays a small time stage magician who is fired from his job and goes on tour around Turkey accompanied by his best friend and unstable father. (Twitchfilm.net)
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The Servant
This film takes a sharp look at British class relations via a dramatic turning of the tables between a dainty Oxbridge twit bachelor (played by a young and dapper James Fox) and his contemptuous manservant (imdb)
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Short Circuit 2
Robot Johnny Five comes to the city and gets manipulated by criminals who want him for their own purposes (imdb)
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Fehérlófia
The white Mare once again, gives birth to a son. As he grows up, his mother, the white mare tells him a story. A story about a faraway kingdom, where the three princes, proud sons of the king and queen, are just about to get married. The king give one palace to each of them, and half of his kingdom. His only request is to leave the sealed doors in those castles sealed. Of course, the foolish wives (women! bah!) break the seals, and hell breaks loose.
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The Music Lovers
The compelling and bizarre story of Tchaikovsky's life and music. In Ken Russell's own words: "It's the story of the marriage between a homosexual and a nymphomaniac." (imdb)
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Lumière et compagnie
40 international directors were asked to make a short film using the original Cinematographe invented by the Lumière Brothers, working under conditions similar to those of 1895. There were three rules: (1) The film could be no longer than 52 seconds, (2) no synchronized sound was permitted, and (3) no more than three takes. The results run the gamut from Zhang Yimou's convention-thwarting joke to David Lynch's bizarre miniature epic. (imdb)
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