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Three young boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum together with their neighbor girl, computer whiz Amanda are visiting Mega Mountain amusement park when it is invaded by an army of ninjas led by evil Medusa, who wants to take over the park and hold the owners for ransom (imdb)

A year after Animals, Ricky Gervais comes back with his second stand up comedy tour: Politics. (imdb)

In twelve minutes, Herzog connects black-and-white archival footage of the Le Mans racing accident, in which dozens of people died when a race car went off the track, with images of German bodybuilders. Their exercises and poses are a striking comment on the human penchant for challenge and glory. (IDFA)

Sophie, a quiet and shy maid working for the upper-class family Lelievre, hides her illiteracy under the cloak of a perfect household and obedience. She finds a friend in the energetic and uncompromising postmaster Jeanne, who encourages her to stand up against her bourgeois employers. Things start to escalate as the Lelievres find out that Sophie can't read and has brought Jeanne into their house against their wish. (imdb)

Musician Jonny Greenwood travels to Rajasthan, where he performs with a multitude of Indian musicians. (imdb)

A soldier assigned to Guantanamo Bay befriends a man who has been imprisoned there for eight years. (imdb)

This is a delightful musical adaptation of Charles Dickens' novel A Christmas Carol. Cold-souled Ebenezer Scrooge has a change of heart after spirit visitations on Christmas Eve. Folks might not have had much to sing about in 1840's England, but this musical will make you believe otherwise. Kenneth More's musical number as the Ghost of Christmas Present is especially entertaining. (imdb)

A sheriff's deputy fights an alternate universe version of himself who grows stronger with each alternate self he kills. (imdb)

A group of young recruits go through boot camp during the Second World War in Biloxi Mississippi. From the play by Neil Simon. (imdb)

Mülayim "the Bomber" (Kemal Sunal) finds out being cancer ill and so he would die in a few months. He loans a killer for killing himself, but Mülayim isn't ill actually. He wins a lottery when escapes from the killer and Turkish mafia. (IMDB Comments)