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The River Wild
Meryl Streep takes on a pair of armed killers while navigating a spectacularly violent river. (imdb)
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Starlet
A young woman finds $10,000 in a thermos purchased at a yard sale and forms an unlikely relationship with its original owner.
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Beethoven
A slobbering St Bernard dog becomes the center of attention for a loving family but its vet secretly wants to kill him.
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Futurama: Bender\
Futurama: Bender's Game (2008) - Direct-to-Video
The Planet Express crew get trapped in a fantasy world.
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The Octagon
Scott's life is plagued by two kinds of flashbacks. First are the childhood memories of the rigorous training he and a friend endured under a martial arts master. The second is of a mission Scott went on that ended with him watching his friend get murdered. Scott later becomes drawn closer to a vicious crime ring known as The Octagon. As he gets closer to the truth, Scott learns that these may be the men that murdered his friend so long ago. (imdb)
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The Animatrix
The Animatrix (2003) - Direct-to-Video
The Animatrix is a collection of several animated short films, detailing the backstory of the "Matrix" universe, and the original war between man and machines which led to the creation of the Matrix.
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Pyaasa
Unemployed Vijay is the youngest in his family consisting of his widowed mom, and two brothers. His passion is poetry - frowned upon by his brothers - who want him to find gainful employment instead. Vijay's poems are quite radical in which he laments about the poor, the destitute, and the arrogance of the rich... (imdb)
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The Warlords
It's a heroic tale of three blood brothers and their struggle in the midst of war and political upheaval. It is based on "The Assassination of Ma," a Qing Dynasty (1644-1911) story about the killing of general Ma Xinyi. The story was filmed by Zhang Che in 1973 as The Blood Brothers. (imdb)
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Permanent Vacation
In downtown Manhattan, a twenty-something boy whose Father is not around and whose Mother is institutionalized, is a big Charlie Parker fan. He almost subconsciously searches for more meaning in his life and meets a few characters along the way.
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The Staircase
The Staircase (2004) - TV Mini-Series
Academy Award-winning documentary filmmaker, Jean-Xavier de Lestrade, presents a gripping courtroom thriller... (imdb)
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