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Flashback
In 1989, clean-cut FBI man John Buckner is detailed to escort heavily-bearded Huey Walker back to jail... (imdb)
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The Man Without a Face
Chuck wants to leave home but can't make the grade for boarding school. Then he finds out the disfigured recluse living nearby is an ex-teacher. (imdb)
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Piercing
A man kisses his wife and baby goodbye and seemingly heads away on business, with a plan to check into a hotel, call an escort service, and kill an unsuspecting prostitute. (imdb)
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Roma
A story that chronicles a year in the life of a middle-class family in Mexico City in the early 1970s. (imdb)
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After Porn Ends
After Porn Ends, is a documentary that not only examines the lives and careers of some of the biggest names in the history of the adult entertainment industry; but what happens to them after they leave the business and try and live the "normal" lives that millions of other Americans enjoy. (imdb)
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Army of Darkness
Bruce Campbell stars as Ash, a hapless housewares clerk time-warped back to the Dark Ages by the demonic power of the Necronomicon. Now armed with only a '73 Oldsmobile, his trusty chainsaw and a 12-gauge double-barreled S-Mart shotgun, our knuckleheaded hero must battle vicious she-bitches, a diabolical Evil Ash and the relentless hordes of the medieval dead.
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The Lost City
A reclusive romance novelist on a book tour with her cover model gets swept up in a kidnapping attempt that lands them both in a cutthroat jungle adventure.
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The Simpsons Movie
It takes a wide screen to fully capture Homer Simpson's stupidity, and The Simpsons Movie does it. In the eagerly-awaited animated feature film based on the hit TV series, Homer must save the world from a catastrophe he himself created. (20th Century Fox)
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Incir Receli 2
After losing the woman he loves in the original Fig Jam, Metin (Halil Sezai Paracikoglu) finds himself seriously alone. His life is a repetitive round of singing at a bar and grieving for everything he has lost. Until, that is, Gizem appears out of nowhere... Gizem tells Metin that he needs to be someone, at least for at least for one person. Will these two people with so much pain and solitude in common be able to heal each other?
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Strangeland
A schizophrenic sadist by the name of Captain Howdy lures teens through the internet into his painful traps... (imdb)
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