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The Beast
During the war in Afghanistan a Soviet tank crew commanded by a tyrannical officer find themselves lost... (imdb)
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George Carlin: Complaints and Grievances
Carlin's 2001 HBO special.
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We the Animals
Manny, Joel, and Jonah tear their way through childhood and push against the volatile love of their parents. As Manny and Joel grow into versions of their father and Ma dreams of escape, Jonah embraces an imagined world all on his own. (imdb)
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer\
Rescued from the outrageous neglect of his aunt and uncle, a young boy with a great destiny proves his worth while attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. (imdb)
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La La Land
A jazz pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. (imdb)
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Traffic Crossing Leeds Bridge
Believed to be the second film ever made (Google Video)
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Free Jimmy
Four stoners, five vegans, three mobsters, four hunters and a million reasons to free one junkie elephant. (imdb)
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Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
A zesty celebration of storytelling and the life that spills out of it, this film tells two stories: that of an 18th Century Englishman Tristram Shandy (Coogan), and that of the hapless 21st Century filmmakers who are adapting the notoriously unfilmable work "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman," with "Steve Coogan" (COogan) in the title role. (Picturehouse)
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Spiderhead
In the near future, convicts are offered the chance to volunteer as medical subjects to shorten their sentence. One such subject for a new drug capable of generating feelings of love begins questioning the reality of his emotions. (imdb)
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Ong-Bak 3: The Final Battle
Ong Bak 3 picks up where Ong Bak 2 had left off. Tien is captured and almost beaten to death before he is saved and brought back to the Kana Khone villagers... (imdb)
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