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A man who escorts wealthy widows in New York's Upper East Side takes a young aspiring playwright under his wing.

The story begins with five innocent kids on their way to checkout reports of grave robbing. As Sally, (Burns) her invalid brother Franklin, and three friends head out to inspect the gravesite of her family, they are soon side tracked on the ultimate journey of terror. One by one, they wander into the murderous clutches of Leatherface and his trusty chainsaw. The poster reads: "Who will survive and what will be left of them?" In this case, not much, and what is...well, becomes the main course. (House of Horrors)

Sharpshooter Matt Quigley (Selleck) is hired from America by an Australian rancher so he can shoot aborigines at a distance... (imdb)

An alcoholic loses his job and his wife on the same day. Locked out of his house, he stages a yard sale and lives on his lawn, befriending a young kid in the neighborhood.

A year after Animals, Ricky Gervais comes back with his second stand up comedy tour: Politics. (imdb)

Nuclear warheads are stolen from the US military and a pilot and park ranger are forced to work together to try to recover them.

A Belgian matron establishes and, for several generations, oversees a close-knit, matriarchal community where feminism and liberalism thrive. (imdb)

Shinobi centers on the drama resulting from the war between two ninja clans in the early part of the Tokugawa era... (imdb)

John Huston narrates a documentary on the battle of San Pietro during WWII. Featuring a realistic look at war by consisting entirely of footage shot by cameramen deployed in the battle.

As part of a fertility research project, a male scientist agrees to carry a pregnancy in his own body. (imdb)