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A frustrated composer finds fulfillment as a high school music teacher. (imdb)

The friendship between two orphans endures even though they grow up on opposite sides of the law and fall in love with the same woman. (imdb)

An elderly and retired police detective and a young amateur sleuth team up to find a serial killer whom has resumed a killing spree in Turin, Italy after a 17-year hiatus. (imdb)

A hotshot poker player tries to win a tournament in Vegas, but is fighting a losing battle with his personal problems. (imdb)

A film student who is obsessed with the movie Grave Encounters (2011) sets out with his friends to visit the psychiatric hospital depicted in the original film. (imdb)

A Ma Soeur! is a provocative and shocking drama about sibling rivalry, family discord and relationships. Elena is 15, beautiful and flirtatious. Her less confident sister, Anais, is 12, and constantly eats. On holiday, Elena meets a young Italian student who is determined to seduce her. Anais is forced to watch in silence, conspiring with the lovers, but harbouring jealousy and similar desires. Their actions, however, have unforeseen tragic consequences for the whole family. (imdb)

South Park is a quiet and peaceful place until the latest Terrance and Philip movie comes out. Once all the kids see it, all hell breaks loose, as the parents try to find a way to stop their kids from saying all the naughty words coming out of their mouths. The parents blame Terrance and Philip, place them under Citizen's Arrest, and declare war on their home country, Canada.

A recently slain cop joins a team of undead police officers working for the Rest in Peace Department and tries to find the man who murdered him. (imdb)

Australian outback expert protects his New York love from gangsters who've followed her down under. (imdb)

The emotional story of a man who will change the lives of seven strangers