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When a greedy outlaw named Alameda Slim (Quaid) schemes to take possession of the "Patch of Heaven" dairy farm, three determined cows (Barr, Dench, Tilly), a karate-kicking stallion named Buck (Gooding Jr.), and a colorful corral of critters join forces to save the farm in a wild quest full of high-spirited adventure. (Disney)

A man-eating shark single-mindedly pursues a woman and her son. (imdb)

An eight year-old, who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas, has to defend his home against idiotic burglars. (imdb)

A fictionalized account of the last year of Beethoven's life. (imdb)

Jonathan Cooper is wanted by the police who suspect him of killing his lover's husband. (imdb)

A surreal, hyperactive farce in which a bumbling petty thief and the lady cop who keeps arresting him fall in love and decide to start a family. When they discover they can't have babies, they steal one from a furniture mogul who has just sired a set of quintuplets. The joys of parenthood are soon marred, however, by the difficulties of raising an infant on the run. The none-too-bright couple must flee across the southwestern desert in order to elude the villainous biker that has been hired to retrieve the tyke. (20th Century Fox)

A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies. (imdb)

A medical resident finds that being a zombie has its perks, which she uses to assist the police.

Another Disney underdog sports team of misfit kids (soccer this time) learns to play a new sport and become champions... (imdb)

Aykut Enişte is the story of Aykut, a man suffering from his loneliness and a longing for family.