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A French Man and his family involved in the cold war between Russians and Americans. (imdb)

When a plane crashes in a small town, it releases a secret biological weapon. As the toxic substance infiltrates the local water system, some residents become gravely ill, while others descend into homicidal madness. The sheriff attempts to set things straight, but soon the military becomes involved in trying to contain the killer virus.

When Emily Woodrow and her friends happen on a treasure chest full of gold coins, they fail to to heed the warnings of a wise old psychic who had foretold that they would encounter trouble with a very nasty and protective Leprechaun. (imdb)

Julian Marsh, an sucessful Broadway director, produces a new show, inspite of his poor health. The money comes from a rich old man, who is in love with the star of the show, Dorothy Brock. But she doesn't reply his love, because she is still in love with her old partner. (imdb)

A former superhero (Allen) is called back into service to transform an group of ragtag kids into new heroes at a private academy. (Sony)

A 13 year old boy (Ryan Merriman) wins a computerized home manned by a cyborg maid (Katey Sagal) named PAT. When he and his Dad (Kevin Kilner) move into the house, he figures that his Dad will cease considering re-marrying anyone since the house and PAT can handle all of the cooking and cleaning chores. However, his father soon shows an interest in the computer programmer. This sets the boy into tinkering with PAT's program resulting in a wife-like, nagging robot. (imdb)

Carlin's 14th and final stand-up special.

An inside look at Italy's modern-day crime families. Based on a book by Roberto Saviano. (imdb)

Based on Steve Martin's bestselling novella, Shopgirl is a funny and poignant story of love in the modern age. The film catches a glimpse inside the lives of three very different people on diverse paths, but all in search of the same thing.

A nebbish of a morgue attendant gets shunted back to the night shift where he is shackled with an obnoxious neophyte partner who dreams of the "one great idea" for success (imdb)