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As a kid Pim dreams of a better life, imagining princesses and beauty queens. But when Pim turns 16 he dreams of Gino, the boy next door, instead. Ever since they were children there has been this tension between them. Now Gino is Pim's motorcycling hero. Cold mockery, little humiliations and tiny bits of hope make up Pim's life. No wonder he sometimes flees to his dream world. (mubi.com)

Chicken with Plums follows the last days of a talented musician's life as he desperately seeks to replace his beloved instrumental, the violin. (tiff.net)

An old lady spills coffee, and this is the end result. The real story of the hot coffee spill. (lostinlodos)

Based on a true story that happened in the late 40's in a small village in Uruguay. The film focuses on Laura and her father Wilson, who settle down in a small cottage they have to renew since its owner will soon put the house up for sale. Everything seems to go smoothly until Laura begins to hear strange noises on the top floor. Wilson goes up to see what is going on while she remains downstairs on her own, waiting for her father to come down again ... (imdb)

A couple fights to hold their relationship together as a memory loss virus spreads and threatens to erase the history of their love and courtship.

In his early 30s, the beer-bellied Dex has things figured out. He's widely read in philosophy, he's studied Steve McQueen the prototypical cool American hero, and he's distilled Buddhism and Taoism into three laws that make him a hit with women: don't express desire, do something heroic in front of her, then retreat. A part-time job with young children, beer, guys, Frisbee golf, pool, poker, his dog Astro, and sex: what could be missing? (imdb)

Casanova is a libertine, collecting seductions and sexual feats. But he is really interested in someone... (imdb)

A slick private eye and tough police lieutenant--once partners, now bitter enemies--reluctantly team up to investigate a murder. (imdb)

Set in Mexico, a nun called Sara is rescued from three cowboys by Hogan, who is on his way to do some reconnaissance, for a future mission to capture a French fort. The French are chasing Sara, but not for the reasons she tells Hogan, so he decides to help her in return for information about the fort defences. (imdb)

Hal Larsen is the ultimate shallow guy. He finds beauty only in supermodels and centerfolds. But after an impromptu hypnosis by self-help guru Tony Robbins, Hal's view of women makes a 180-degree turn; he now sees their true inner beauty. (Twentieth Century Fox)