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Ollie and Stanley are two Christmas Tree sales reps who get into one of their usual mutual destruction fights with a homeowner. (imdb)

In medieval Europe aging Countess Elisabeth rules harshly with the help of lover Captain Dobi. Finding that washing in the blood of young girls makes her young again she gets Dobi to start abducting likely candidates. The Countess - pretending to be her own daughter - starts dallying with a younger man, much to Dobi's annoyance... (imdb)

Stan Brakhage's artistic view of the cosmos.

The story of four people who cannot manage to become a family again after a loss and who destroy themselves with each passing day. After her husband's death, Nurcan is left alone with her grown up daughter Feride and two young children, İlker and Özge. The eldest child, Feride has to take up the role of the father. Already in great need, Nurcan embraces this situation, almost replacing her late husband with Feride, imposes all responsibilities to her. (IKSV)

An intimate and epic journey into the female experience of war. (imdb)

Greed is bad, this simple morality tale cautions. A megalomaniacal C.E.O. sends his son into the dangerous African Congo on a quest for a source of diamonds (imdb)

Dylan Moran's second stand-up show.

While helicopters overhead spray against a Medfly infestation a group of Los Angeles lives intersect, some casually, some to more lasting effect. Whilst they go out to concerts and jazz clubs and even have their pools cleaned, they also lie, drink, and cheat. Death itself seems never to be far away, even on a fishing trip. Starring Andie MacDowell, Fred Ward, 'Jack Lemmon' , Julianne Moore, Matthew Modine, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Tim Robbins. (imdb)

In 13th century a determined group of Knights Templar defends Rochester Castle against the tyrannical King John. (imdb)

After experiencing what they think are a series of "break-ins", a family sets up security cameras around their home, only to realize that the events unfolding before them are more sinister than they seem.