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Mutiny on the Bounty
The Bounty leaves Portsmouth in 1787. Its destination: to sail to Tahiti and load bread-fruit. Captain Bligh will do anything to get there as fast as possible, using any means to keep up a strict discipline. When they arrive at Tahiti, it is like a paradise for the crew, something completely different than the living hell on the ship... (imdb)
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First Kid
Luke Davenport is the 13 year old son of Paul Davenport, the President of the United States, and first lady Linda Davenport. Ill tempered Agent Woods is the secret service agent in charge of Luke. Woods is fired after mistreating Luke in front of media cameras. (imdb)
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Ah Müjgan ah
Turkish comedy / drama from the 70s... one of Sadri Alisik's best
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Other People\
A corporate raider threatens a hostile take-over of a "mom and pop" company. The patriarch of the company enlists the help of his wife's daughter, who is a lawyer, to try and protect the company. The raider is enamoured of her, and enjoys the thrust and parry of legal manoeuvring as he tries to win her heart. (imdb)
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Histoire(s) du cinéma: Une vague nouvelle
Histoire(s) du cinéma - Season 1, Episode 6
An experimental attempt to capture the history and spirit of cinema.
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Python
Python (2000) - TV Movie
It's New Haven, California and there's a new visitor in town. Who is it? Why, it's a sixty-foot long serpentine death machine; a creature which strips all the living flesh from its victims, and grows stronger and more violent with every attack. So what are you going to do, citizens of N.H.? Are you going to run or are you going to fight?
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Gantz:O
Masaru Kato is stabbed to death in a subway station, only to wake up soon after in a strange room, accompanied by a number of people who do not know and become their companions in a strange game of survival. Gantz: O is a spectacular animated film that adapts the arc mythical manga Osaka Hiroya Oku.
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Darkened Room
Darkened Room (2002) - Short Film
In the first half of the film, a Japanese woman shows us her apartment in Tokyo and muses on the amount of bananas produced worldwide. The woman then tells us that her friend next door is sad. In the second half, a blonde woman (Jordan Ladd) sits on a sofa and cries. Then a brunette woman (Cerina Vincent) enters and says cruel things to her, before threatening to tell her the truth. The film ends with a fade to black... (Wikipedia.org)
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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers (Myers) is a 60's spy who is cryonically frozen and released in the 1990's. The world is a very different place for Powers. Unfortuantly for Austin, everyone is no longer sex-mad. Although he may be in a different decade, his mission is still the same. He has teamed up with Vanessa Kensington (Hurley) to stop the evil Dr. Evil (Myers), who was also frozen in the past. Dr. Evil stole a nuclear weapon and is demanding a payment of (when he realises its the 90's) 100 billion dollars. (imdb)
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Kekexili: Mountain Patrol
Mountain Patrol: Kekexili is a film inspired by a people's remarkable mission surrounding the illegal Tibetan antelope poaching in the region of Kekexili, the largest animal reserve in China. The story is brought to the screen with great detail by director Lu Chuan. Set against the exquisite backdrop of the Qinghai-Tibetan Plateau, Chuan tells the tale of brave local Tibetans who face death and starvation to save the endangered antelope herds from a band of ruthless hunters. (National Geographic World Films)
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