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The militant Islamist Chechen Basayev abducts the children of the President and takes control of Chernobyl, threatening to unleash a radioactive cloud unless his demands are met. Luc Deveraux (Van Damme), now an Universal Soldier again, joins a new team of UniSols secretly held in deep storage. Their mission: retake Chernobyl and disable explosives that will unleash radioactive clouds. Luc discovers that one of the reactivated Universal Soldiers is a clone of his old, homicidal Sergeant, Andrew (Wikipedia)

Years into the future and the human race has been defeated several times by the new ruling force of the planet: "kaijus" (imdb)

The story of hard-luck Melvin Dummar, who claimed to have received a will naming him an heir to the fortune of Howard Hughes. (imdb)

In 1863, the Northern and Southern forces fight at Gettysburg in the decisive battle of the American Civil War. (imdb)

The widow Rosaria moves to Milano from Lucania with her 4 sons, one of whom is Rocco. The fifth son, Vincenzo, already lives in Milano (imdb)

The master sleuth hunts his archenemy, Professor Moriarty, who is planning the crime of the century. (imdb)

A simple act of kindness always sparks another, even in a frozen, faraway place. When Smeerensburg's new postman, Jesper, befriends toymaker Klaus, their gifts melt an age-old feud and deliver a sleigh full of holiday traditions.

A behind-the-scenes look at the making of Tommy Wiseau's The Room (2003). (imdb)

A man tries to rise in his company by letting its executives use his apartment for trysts, but complications and a romance of his own ensue. (imdb)

A short alien bent on conquering Earth poses as a human, and only one paranoid child knows his secret. (imdb)