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A young boy and a girl with a magic crystal must race against pirates and foreign agents in a search for a legendary floating castle

A man and woman fall into an erotic nightmare when they are stalked by a disturbed man. (imdb)

Olla responded to an advertisement on an eastern women dating site. She moves in with Pierre, who lives with his old mother. But nothing happens as planned. (festivalscope)

A guy challenges himself to say "yes" to everything.

A brave unicorn and a magician fight an evil king who is obsessed with attempting to capture the world's unicorns. (imdb)

Set against the backdrop of construction activity promising to fill in the empty spaces of the urban landscape with entirely new neighborhoods, a story unfolds of an aging construction worker who, unlike his peers, has to drop all plans for the future after being diagnosed with a malignant tumor. (imdb)

Three friends stumble upon the horrific origins of the Bye Bye Man, a mysterious figure they discover is the root cause of the evil behind man's most unspeakable acts.

The story of Christy Brown, who was born with cerebral palsy. He learned to paint and write with his only controllable limb - his left foot. (imdb)

In this speculative one-man drama, we see former President Richard Milhous Nixon alone in his study, dictating his thoughts into a tape recorder. His only company are a four-screen closed-circuit TV setup, the portraits on the walls, a bottle of Chivas Regal - and a loaded pistol... (imdb)

The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello. (imdb)