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In 1825 an English aristocrat is captured by Indians. He lives with them and begins to understand/accept their lifestyles. Eventually he is accepted as part of the tribe and becomes their leader. (imdb)

An ex-cop trailing the wife of New York City's mayor finds himself immersed in a larger scandal. (imdb)

Musical about two youngsters from rival NYC gangs who fall in love (imdb)

Darkman and Durant return and they hate each other as much as ever. This time, Durant has plans to take over the city's drug trade using high-tech weaponry. Darkman must step in and try to stop Durant once and for all. (imdb)

George Carlin's 1992 stand up special.

A veteran chef faces off against his restaurant group's new CEO, who wants to the establishment to lose a star from its rating in order to bring in a younger chef who specializes in molecular gastronomy.

The adventures of a blind, gambling masseur who also happens to be a master swordsman. (imdb)

Art thieves hijack a 747, hit fog and crash into the ocean, trapping them and the passengers under 100 feet of water. (imdb)

Policeman Bob Gold has to capture a murder that not even the FBI has been able to find. But before he can even start he is re-assigned to the murder of an old lady in a black area. The evidence points at a Jewish group and he discovers connections between them and his previous case. (imdb)

After the heartbreaking death of his wife, Reginald P. Linux (Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka) packs his bags and searches for a new place to call home... (imdb)