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New York City mail man Joe Norson (Granger) steals what he believes to be a few hundred dollars, but when it turns out to be $30,000 and related to organized crime, Norson gets caught between the police and the mob.

Sliver Heights has everything a girl could want. Panoramic views of the city, a fully functional gym... (imdb)

Julien lives alone with his cat. He dreams of Marie, and a few minutes later, he sees her on the street and makes a date... (imdb)

A couple in a troubled marriage locate a meteorite, initiating an encounter with a mysterious creature. Their lives are turned upside down by the discovery of the creature, which is a source of both pleasure and destruction. (imdb)

Indifferent even to the prospects of inheriting his father's estate, Swanson has been insulated his whole life by the bubble of privilege. He and his hipster friends live in a tepid social paradise, a.k.a. Williamsburg, where their good fortune breeds indifference and recreational cruelty. They pacify their discontent with games of mock sincerity and irreverence, as though humor itself were dying and had nothing left to do but turn on itself. (mubi.com)

After a bitter divorce, an actor disguises himself as a female housekeeper to spend secret time with his children held in custody by his Ex. (imdb)

A young Cro-Magnons woman is raised by Neanderthals. (imdb)

Traces the misadventures of buddies J.D. (Black) and Wayne (Zahn), who begin to suspect that their best friend, Darren Silverman (Biggs), is going to allow himself to be badgered into marrying Judith (Peet), a woman he doesn't love. They decide to reunite him with his long lost love from their school days (Detmer) -- even if they have to kidnap Judith to do it. (Columbia Tristar)

The United States Air Force shrugs off reports of a large Unidentified Flying Object that is undetectable on radar. However, things change once a jet is attacked and destroyed by what's seems to be a massive extraterrestrial bird. The destructive creature seems impervious to all attack and the race to save the world from this menace falls into the hands of an electronics engineer and a mathematician.

Samuel Pierret (Gilles Lellouche) is a nurse who saves the wrong guy -- a thief (Roschdy Zem) whose henchmen take Samuel's pregnant wife (Elena Anaya) hostage to force him to spring their boss from the hospital. A race through the subways and streets of Paris ensues, and the body count rises. Can Samuel evade the cops and the criminal underground and deliver his beloved to safety? (imdb)