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A French boarding school run by priests seems to be a haven from World War II until a new student arrives... (imdb)

Five young people apply to live in an isolated house together for six months whilst their every move is filmed by numerous cameras. Each has their reason for wanting to be there - fame, money, adventure... (imdb)

A young woman goes on a 1,700 mile trek across the deserts of West Australia with her four camels and faithful dog. (imdb)

Only a short time after the first raid, Rama goes undercover with the thugs of Jakarta and plans to bring down the syndicate and uncover the corruption within his police force. (imdb)

Weary of the conventions of Parisian society, a rich playboy and a youthful courtesan-in-training enjoy a platonic friendship, but it may not stay platonic for long. (imdb)

A couple in their late 30's sets out to prepare a fake photo album of a pseudo pregnancy period in order to prove their biological tie to the baby they're planning to adopt. (semainedelacritique.com)

A quiet drifter is tricked into a janitorial job at the now condemned Wally's Wonderland. The mundane tasks suddenly become an all-out fight for survival against wave after wave of demonic animatronics.

Claire, a 50-year-old divorced teacher, creates a fake Facebook profile of a 24-year-old woman. She finds a photo of a pretty young brunette and uses it. She has created an entirely fictional character, but why?

Caveman Tumak is banished from his savage tribe. He finds a brief home among a group of gentle seacoast dwelling cave people until he is banished from them as well. (imdb)

When a hungry wolf starts blowing down some pigs' houses, they take refuge in their sensible brother's brick house.