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A fierce and frenzied look at rival Los Angeles street teams who use street racing as a means of establishing power. (Universal Pictures)

A young Cro-Magnons woman is raised by Neanderthals. (imdb)

A psychiatrist, Martin Dysart, investigates the savage blinding of six horses with a metal spike in a stable in Hampshire, England. The atrocity was committed by an unassuming seventeen-year-old stable boy named Alan Strang, the only son of an opinionated but inwardly-timid father and a genteel, religious mother... (imdb)

Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon works to solve a murder and prevent a terrorist act against the Vatican.

Three super-powered little girls constantly save the world (or at least the city of Townsville) from monsters, would-be conquerers and a few other gross things. (imdb)

When four 40-something college friends meet up for their annual reunion, things start to spiral out of control. (imdb)

The Russian government hires the veterans of the Police Academy to help deal with the Mafia. (imdb)

Jerry is determined to disrupt Tom's concert while Tom fights him with the piano without missing a single note. (imdb)

Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Dr. Watson join forces to outwit and bring down their fiercest adversary, Professor Moriarty. (imdb)

A big-city reporter travels to the small town where her mother has been arrested for the murder of an elderly woman that she works for as a maid. (imdb)