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Due to NCAA sanctions, the Texas State University Fightin' Armadillos must form a football team from their actual student body, with no scholarships to help, to play their football schedule. (imdb)

Convinced that a series of coincidences involving a doorman hold some secret to life's largest riddles, Albert Markovski seeks the help of a detective agency unlike any other... which leads him down a path that questions the essence of existence itself.

A blind pianist finds himself at the center of a deadly mystery. (Rotten Tomatoes)

Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship. (imdb)

In the next two days, the town of Northfork, Montana will cease to exist. The year is 1955 and Northfork is literally about to be "dammed," flooded to make way for a new hydroelectric project. Its citizens are heading for higher ground. With the exception of a few stoic resistors. (Paramount Classics)

Apartment block tenants seek the aid of alien mechanical life-forms to save their building from demolition. (imdb)

A sweet and funny tale of romance across the net between an unlucky wild card player and an American star at Wimbledon.

The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. In Kevin Smith's comic fantasia Dogma, angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind. (Lions Gate Films)

The itinerary of a Junior Stargazer convention is spectacularly disrupted by world-changing events. (imdb)

Peter Sellers plays Aldo Vanucci (aka the Fox), one of the greatest criminals of the world, and master of disguise... (imdb)