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Hot Rod
Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble has a problem--his step-father Frank is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a ragdoll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn't respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it's up to Rod to stage the jump of his life in order to save his step-father. The plan: jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank's heart operation and then...kick his ass. (Paramount Pictures)
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Father Stu
Follows the life of Father Stuart Long, a boxer-turned-priest who inspired countless people during his journey from self-destruction to redemption. (imdb)
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Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
Harry Griswald is a NYPD cop who is possessed with the spirit of a great Kabuki master. This has made him 'the chosen one' to do battle with 'the evil one'. (imdb)
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Fifty Shades Freed
The third installment of the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' trilogy. (imdb)
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Messiah of Evil
Meet Albert. Albert likes good music, motor trips by moonlight, and... eating human flesh. Albert is one of the...(Dead People) (tagline)
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Livid
It's young Lucy's first day as a trainee in-house caregiver. She visits Mrs Jessel, an old woman who lies in cerebral coma, by herself, in her large desolate house. Learning by accident that Mrs Jessel, a former dance teacher of repute, supposedly possesses a treasure somewhere in the house, Lucy and friends William and Ben decide to search the house in the hope of finding it. (imdb)
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Family Romance, LLC
A man is hired to impersonate the missing father of a young girl. (imdb)
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The Lost World: Jurassic Park
It has been four years since the disaster at Jurassic Park and two groups are in a race against time that will determine the fate of the remote island's prehistoric inhabitants.
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The Rundown
A contemporary action-comedy set against the raw, untamed landscape of the Amazon. (Universal)
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Siberia
When an American diamond trader's Russian partner goes missing, he journeys to Siberia in search of him, but instead begins a love affair. (imdb)
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