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The Day the Earth Caught Fire
British reporters suspect an international cover-up of a global disaster in progress... and they're right. (imdb)
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Magic Mike
An upstart male stripper is taken under the wing of a more experienced colleagues. (imdb)
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My Sweet Little Village
Comedy about the people who inhabit a small town. For years the overbearing Pavek has endured Otik, the "town idiot," sharing his meals and the front seat of their dump truck. But Otik is such a sweet-natured fool that Pavek, exasperated as he becomes, always relents on his threats to find another partner. This Laurel and Hardy-like pair are at the heart of a comedy which finds humor in an abundance of everyday situations.
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The Lonely Guy
When shy Larry Hubbard finds his girlfriend in bed with another man he is forced to begin a new life as single. But since he can't bear being on his own he tries to court Iris who is not however interested in him. Larry begins writing a book on his experience as a single which unexpectedly becomes a best seller. He becomes rich and famous and even his relationship with Iris can begin on a new basis. (imdb)
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Pandorum
A pair of crew members aboard a spaceship wake up with no knowledge of their mission or their identities.
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Trilogy of Terror
Three stories interwoven together in this Dan Curtis production starring Karen Black in each segment. The first, about a high school student infatuated with his teacher. The second, a paranoid tale of two sisters - one good, the other evil, and the third about an African tribal doll that comes to life and terrorizes a woman in her apartment. (imdb)
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Alle Anderen
The film chronicles an idyllic vacation that slowly introduces cracks in the vibrant but fragile relationship between insecure architect Chris (Lars Eidinger) and free-spirited but needy Gitti (TheAuteurs.com)
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Hey Arnold!
Hey Arnold! (1996) - TV Series
The everyday life of Arnold, a 4th-grader in a nameless city that resembles Brooklyn, New York, who lives in a multi-racial boarding house with his grandparents and a motley assortment of neighbors and friends. (imdb)
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Velvet Goldmine
In 1984, British newspaper reporter Arthur Stuart is investigating the career of 1970s glam rock star Brian Slade, who was heavily influenced in his early years by American rock singer Curt Wild, whose show was quite crazy for his time. (imdb)
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Rabbit of Seville
Bugs and Elmer supply new lyrics to Rossini's opera. (imdb)
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