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A slobbering St Bernard dog becomes the center of attention for a loving family but its vet secretly wants to kill him.
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Fred Claus, Santa's bitter older brother, is forced to move to the North Pole. (imdb)
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Eda is a student of dance enrolled in the academy of arts. She is in a relationship with Cihan, who's married and has a kid. When she awakens to the fact that she's been pregnant for 16 weeks, she asks her fellow Oya to replace her on the night she was supposed to stage a solo performance. Same night, Eda has an illegal abortion which will darken her remaining life under unsanitary conditions... (turkfilm.blogspot.com)
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A lawyer is cursed by a gypsy to lose weight...and lose weight...and lose weight... (imdb)
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In the summer of 2006, Sigur Rós returned home to play a series of free, unannounced concerts for the people of Iceland. This film documents their already legendary tour with intimate reflections from the band and a handful of new acoustic performances. (imdb)
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Middle school isn't all it's cracked up to be for self-described "wimpy kid" Greg Heffley, who discovers a frightening new world teeming with boys who are taller, tougher and hairier than he is -- and decides to document it all in his diary.
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The story of a family struggling to survive in a world terrorized by a deadly, primeval species who have bred for decades in the pitch darkness of a vast underground cave system, hunting only with their acute hearing. As the family seeks refuge in a remote haven where they can wait out the invasion, they start to wonder what kind of world will remain when they're ready to emerge.
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The Punisher (2017) - TV Series
After the murder of his family, Marine veteran Frank Castle becomes a vigilante known as "the Punisher", who aims to fight crime by any means necessary. (imdb)
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A chameleon that aspires to be a swashbuckling hero finds himself in a Western town plagued by bandits and is forced to literally play the role in order to protect it.
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