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T2 3-D: Battle Across Time
In the year 2029, a computer called Skynet is fighting against a human resistance, after having nearly destroyed the rest of humanity in 1997. Skynet has found a way to send some of it's warriors, called Terminators, back in time. This is the story of the Terminator sent to kill the resistance leader in 1996... (imdb)
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Jackass: Number Two
Johnny Knoxville and friends are back to raise the stakes higher and lower the bar further. (Paramount)
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Dracula
The ancient vampire Count Dracula arrives in England and begins to prey upon the virtuous young Mina
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Tokyo Sonata
An ordinary Japanese family slowly disintegrates after its patriarch loses his job at a prominent company. (imdb)
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Don\
Chloe is a New York party girl with the morals of a pirate who bullies and causes trouble for her naive small town roommate June.
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Moscow on the Hudson
When a Russian musician defects in Bloomingdale's department store in New York, he finds adjusting to American life more difficult than he imagined. (imdb)
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Empire of the Wolves
When the young detective Paul Nerteaux (Jocelyn Quivrin) finds the third slashed female corpse of illegal Turkish immigrants, he decides to ask for support to the experienced dark retired detective Jean-Louis Schiffer (Jean Reno) to chase the serial killer. Together, they infiltrate in the Turkish mafia trying to find the answer to the crimes... (imdb)
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Niyazi Gül Dörtnala
Niyazi Gul, a veterinary surgeon leads what he considers a quiet life. He divides his time between teaching university students in the veterinary department and with his assistant Hediye's help, searching for the missing ingredient in a magic formula handed down from his grandfather. But when the troublesome lovers Sultan and Riza decide to race their horses and hear about Niyazi's elixir for animals, things begin to get complicated. Niyazi finds himself pitched into an action-packed adventure.
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The Program
Several players from different backgrounds try to cope with the pressures of playing football at a major university. Each deals with the pressure differently, some turn to drinking, others to drugs, and some to studying. (imdb)
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House by the River
A deranged writer murders a maid after she resists his advances. The writer engages his brother's help in hiding the body... (imdb)
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