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The Beast of Yucca Flats
A defecting Russian scientist is transformed by an atomic test into a hulking monster.
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The Flash
The Flash (2014) - TV Series
Barry Allen wakes up 9 months after he was struck by lightning and discovers that the bolt gave him the power of super speed. With his new team and powers, Barry becomes "The Flash" and fights crime in Central City.
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Safe
Set in an affluent neighbourhood of the San Fernando Valley in 1987, the film recounts the life of a seemingly unremarkable homemaker, Carol White who develops multiple chemical sensitivity.
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Hababam sinifi 3,5
In this sequel of the most successful legendary comedy of the Turkish cinema, the school master Crazy Bedri decides to get married. His new wife Crazy Bedriye and her son start living in the school with him. (cinemas-online.co.uk)
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Nadja in Paris
Nadja in Paris (1964) - Short Film
Nadja narrates her life in 1964 Paris.
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The Expendables
Barney (Sylvester Stallone) leads a ragtag band of hired guns charged with overthrowing a South American despot, a job no official military unit is willing to touch. But once on the ground, the team learns there's more to the mission than they were told. Their next move determines whether they survive -- or are, indeed, expendable.
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House of Hummingbird
Seoul, 1994 -- in the year the Seongsu Bridge collapsed, 14-year-old Eunhee wanders the city searching for love. (imdb)
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Joy
Joy is the story of a family across four generations and the woman who rises to become founder and matriarch of a powerful family business dynasty. (imdb)
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Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond
A behind-the-scenes look at how Jim Carrey adopted the persona of idiosyncratic comedian Andy Kaufman on the set of Man on the Moon (1999). (imdb)
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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Twenty-four million years ago, Megalodon was a 20 tonne killing machine with a 10 foot gaping bite. When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. Now they must hunt the fierce killer and destroy it... before there is no one left to stop its reign of terror! (imdb)
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