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In the Loop
A parody of the inner workings of U.S. and British government agencies and their international relations.
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Red Sun
The Japanese ambassador is travelling through the Wild West by train, when gangsters hold up the train, to rob a gold shipment. They also carry an ancient Japanese sword the embassador was carrying as a present for the US president. The embassador's bodyguard (Toshiro Mifune) will go after them, with the aid of one of the gang's leaders betrayed by his pals... (imdb)
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Game Over, Man!
Three friends are on the verge of getting their video game financed when their benefactor is taken hostage by terrorists. (imdb)
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The Comedians of Comedy
This documentary offers a raw, behind-the-scenes look at a group of cutting edge comedians. (Vitagraph Films)
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It\
This film is a hilarious insiders look at a club and rave culture most people don't get to experience. (Matson Films)
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A Tale of Two Cities
An elaborate adaptation of Dickens' classic tale of the French Revolution. Dissipated lawyer Sydney Carton defends emigre Charles Darnay from charges of spying against England. He becomes enamored of Darnay's fiancée, Lucie Manette, and agrees to help her save Darnay from the guillotine when he is captured by Revolutionaries in Paris. (imdb)
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Capharnaüm
A politically-charged fable, featuring mostly non-professional actors, about a child who launches a lawsuit against his parents. (imdb)
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Jack Frost
A father, who can't keep his promises, dies in a car accident. One year later, he returns as a snowman, who has the final chance to put things right with his son before he is gone forever. (imdb)
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Future War
Future War (1997) - Direct-to-Video
A race of evil cyborgs kidnap humans from Earth's future to use as slaves, and take dinosaurs from the past to use as trackers. One of their slaves, the Runaway, escapes and makes his way to present-day Los Angeles. There he must fend off the cyborgs and their trackers, the police, and the government, befriended by a prostitute-turned-nun who runs a halfway house. (imdb)
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Keloglan Aramizda
Keloglan's hilarios adventures in Istanbul.
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