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Old Joy
Kurt and Mark reunite for a weekend camping trip in the Cascade mountain range east of Portland, Oregon.
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Annihilation
A biologist signs up for a dangerous, secret expedition where the laws of nature don't apply. (imdb)
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Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland
When Thad goes pro into the NFL, he has a clean slate in life to start a new one.
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Dark Water
Based on a film by the creators of the Japanese version of the "The Ring" comes this haunting, chilling, film about a young mother who goes to extreme lengths to solve a mystery and protect her daughter. (Touchstone Pictures)
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Noelle
Santa's daughter finds herself having to take over the family business. (imdb)
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Pygmalion
Shaw's play in which a Victorian dialect expert bets that he can teach a lower-class girl to speak proper English and thus be taken for a lady. (imdb)
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John Wick
An ex-hitman comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters that took everything from him. (imdb)
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Sleuth
A man who loves games and theater invites his wife's lover to meet him, setting up a battle of wits with potentially deadly results. (imdb)
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The Portrait of a Lady
Isabel Archer, an American heiress and free thinker travels to Europe to find herself. She tactfully rebuffs the advances of Caspar Goodwood, another American who has followed her to England. Her cousin, Ralph Touchett, wise but sickly becomes a soulmate of sorts for her. (imdb)
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Greta
A young woman befriends a lonely widow. (imdb)
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