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Paul Blart: Mall Cop
When a shopping mall is overtaken by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to the a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.
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The Monster Squad
Dracula is alive. In fact, he plans to rule the world and that is why he seeks the help of other legendary monsters... (imdb)
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Foutaises
Foutaises (1989) - Short Film
A 9 minute comedy starring Dominique Pinon (Delicatessen). Featuring muted colors with a sepia black and white, Pinon takes the viewer through various examples of what he "likes and dislikes". The music is by Carlos D'Alessio and Special Thanks is given to Claudie Ossard. (imdb)
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Cosmic Ray
Cosmic Ray (1962) - Short Film
Experimental short uses Ray Charles' "What'd I Say" as accompaniment to constantly shifting collage of female nude, cartoons, and newsreels of atomic bomb explosions. (imdb)
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The Good Son
A young boy stays with his aunt and uncle, and befriends his cousin whose the same age. But his cousin begins showing increasing signs of psychotic behavior. (imdb)
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The Nightingale
Clare, a young Irish convict woman, chases a British officer through the rugged Tasmanian wilderness, bent on revenge for a terrible act of violence he committed against her family. On the way she enlists the services of an Aboriginal tracker named Billy, who is also marked by trauma from his own violence-filled past.
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Full Metal Yakuza
Full Metal Yakuza (1997) - Direct-to-Video
Kensuke Hagane (Tsuyoshi Ujiki) works as a janitor for Tousa, the head of a powerful Yakuza family; Kensuke looks up to Tousa, and wants to join the organization some day. While Tousa is serving seven years in prison, Kensuke is given his chance, but he lacks the courage to do much more than the most menial tasks. Things change, however, when Kensuke is driving Tousa home after his stay in prison is over... (All Movie)
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Volcano
Beneath the famed La Brea Tar Pits, a raging volcano pushes to the surface, raining a storm of deadly firebombs and an endless tide of white-hot lava upon the stunned City of Angels in this pulse-pounding action thriller! (Fox)
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Laura
A police detective falls in love with the woman whose murder he's investigating. (imdb)
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Amerikalı
A Turkish businessman (Sener Sen) becomes rich in America.
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