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Two comedians, average nobodies, and celebrity guest stars perform bizarre low-budget comedy sketches. (imdb)

The big challenge in Spring 2001 will be not how American TV contestants survive the Australian Outback, but how a simple Aussie survives the City of Angels. Wrestling crocodiles is nothing compared to swimming with sharks in Los Angeles. (Paramount Pictures)

A spaceship with three furry aliens lands in a California girl's swimming pool, so she makes friends with them. (imdb)

A relentless suspense thriller that enters the hidden world where the rich and the brilliant collide, where a handful of bright, driven young men and women have the means to make or break the technology that will dominate the global economy. (MGM)

A documentary on the world's largest filesharing network, The Pirate Bay.

A college professor lives his life with reckless abandon after being diagnosed with a terminal illness. (imdb)

Otto Kellar and his wife Alma work as caretaker and housekeeper at a Catholic church in Quebec. Whilst robbing a house where he sometimes works as a gardener, Otto is caught and kills the owner (imdb)

Movie star Carole is living half a world away from her filmmaker husband when she meets Francois. (spout.com)

Antoine Doinel joined the army but has just been discharged. The film tells his reunion with Christine Darbon (imdb)

Joint Security Area is the "Apocalypse Now" of the Korean War -- a shimmering, hyper-real epic that charts the spiritual fallout of international politics. (Subway Cinema)