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Tess
A rural clergyman in 19th century England tells Durbeyfield, a simple farmer, that he is descended from the illustrious d'Urberville family -- now extinct. Or maybe not. Durbeyfield sends his daughter Tess to check on a family named d'Uberville living in a manor house less than a day's carriage ride away. Alec d'Urberville is delighted to meet his beautiful "cousin" and seduces her with strawberries and roses... (imdb)
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Hotel Transylvania 2
Dracula and his friends try to bring out the monster in his half human, half vampire grandson in order to keep Mavis from leaving the hotel. (imdb)
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Assassin\
When Callum Lynch explores the memories of his ancestor Aguilar and gains the skills of a Master Assassin, he discovers he is a descendant of the secret Assassins society.
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Kiss of Death
A reformed convict goes undercover with the help of an angry detective to ensnare a psychotic mobster. (imdb)
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Kill List
When a British soldier returns home from Kiev, he joins an old friend as contract killers. His disturbed past surfaces as he spins out of control during jobs and ominous employers raise the stakes. (Wikipedia.org)
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The Countess
A 17th century Hungarian countess embarks on a murderous undertaking, with the belief that bathing in the blood of virgins will preserve her beauty (imdb)
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My Giant
Billy Crystal plays a Hollywood agent who stumbles upon Max, a giant living in Romania, and tries to get him into the movies. (imdb)
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Santa with Muscles
An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus. (imdb)
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Samurai Spy
The legendary samurai Sasuke Sarutobi tracks a the spy Nojiri, while a mysterious figure named Sakon... (imdb)
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Aggretsuko
Aggretsuko (2018) - TV Series
This satirical anime comedy stars Retsuko, an anthropomorphic red panda who’s 25 and single. She works in an accounting office for a Japanese company in Tokyo, facing daily frustration from an overly demanding boss and annoying coworkers. At night, she releases her rage by singing death metal at the local karaoke bar.
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