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An engrossing sci-fi thriller about an all-too-human man who dares to defy a system obsessed with genetic perfection.  (Sony)

A history of the Louvre during the Nazi occupation and a meditation on the meaning and timelessness of art. (imdb)

A family scandal causes a wealthy and powerful Mexican rancher to make the pronouncement -- Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia! (imdb)

Anime adaptation of Hirohiko Araki's long running manga series, covering the first two parts, Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency. Follows the adventures of the descendants of the Joestar family, who discover they have unique powers and are destined to fight supernatural foes.

Tony Washington is killed by a gang of rampant trendy teenagers. Molly Mokembe is a voodoo lady who brings him back from the dead to seek revenge on his killers so he can rest in peace. (imdb)

Flint is again called out of retirement when his old boss finds that he seems to have missed 90 seconds while golfing with the president. Flint finds that the president has been replaced by an actor (Flint's line [with a wistful look] is "An Actor as President?") Flint finds that a group of women have banded together to take over the world through subliminal brainwashing in beauty salons they own. (imdb)

When aspiring model Jesse moves to Los Angeles, her youth and vitality are devoured by a group of beauty-obsessed women who will take any means necessary to get what she has. (imdb)

Francesca and Walter are two-bit criminals in Northern Italy, and, in an effort to avoid the police, Francesca joins a group of women rice workers. She meets the voluptuous peasant rice worker, Silvana, and the soon-to-be-discharged soldier, Marco. Walter follows her to the rice fields, and the four characters become involved in a complex plot involving robbery, love, and murder. (imdb)

Octave (Dujardin) is a succesful publicist working in the hippest advertisement company in Paris. His life is a collection of hedonistic and excessive parties. He's the one who wears the latest clothes from the big brands before even they come out. His life on the edge comes to a screeching halt when he leaves his girlfriend who was pregnant and gets hospitalized from overdose. From then on, he begins to view his life differently, but the advertisement world he lives in is still the same.

George Stark is a wealthy industrialist who invites five business friends of his to his remote Mediterranean island for a weekend of relaxation and business when he introduces them to Professor Farrell, a brilliant chemist who gives investment ideas to the group. But against Farrell's wishes, the group goes behind each other's back to obtain information on Farrell's chemistry ideas and soon the guests and residents start turning up dead one by one... (imdb)