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The Music Man
A con man comes to a Midwestern town with a scam using a boy's marching band program, but things don't go according to plan. (imdb)
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Tangerine
A working girl tears through Tinseltown on Christmas Eve searching for the pimp who broke her heart. (imdb)
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The Day of the Beast
A basque priest finds by means of a cabalistic study of the bible that the anti-christ is going to be born on Christmas day in Madrid. Helped by a heavy-metal fan and by the showman of a TV esoteric program, he will try to invoke the devil to find out the place of birth and kill the baby. (imdb)
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My Darling Clementine
A Western retelling the tale of the Shoot-out at the OK Corral. (imdb)
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Caged
A naive nineteen year old widow becomes coarsened and cynical when she is sent to a woman's prison and is exposed to hardened criminals and sadistic guards. (imdb)
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Sacco and Vanzetti
The story of two anarchists who were charged and unfairly tried for murder when it was really for their political convictions. (imdb)
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Loser
There is a remarkable similarity to 1960's "The Apartment". Where the leading man falls in love with a woman who is in love with a more powerful character, but that character does not love the woman. The leading man rescues the woman and helps her recover, while helping her to believe that her love cares for her. (imdb)
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Cecil B. DeMented
In Baltimore, guerrilla filmmaker Cecil B. Demented leads a band of cinema revolutionaries who kidnap Honey Whitlock, a bitchy and aging movie star of big-budget froth. Cecil wants her in his movie, a screed against Hollywood they film during blitzkrieg attacks on a multiplex, a Maryland Film Commission press conference, and the set of a "Forrest Gump" sequel. He insists on celibacy; the cast and crew channel sexual energy into the production... (imdb)
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Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
Two mischievous kids hypnotize their mean elementary school principal and turn him into their comic book creation, the kind-hearted and elastic-banded Captain Underpants. (imdb)
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A young woman disenchanted with love mysteriously finds herself trapped inside a romantic comedy. (imdb)
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