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The Children\
A troublemaking student at a girl's school accuses two teachers of being lesbians. (imdb)
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The Trip
Paul Groves, a TV commercial director, is in the midst of a personality crisis. His wife Sally has left him and he seeks the help of his friend John, a self-styled guru who's an advocate of LSD...
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Lemonade Joe
Satirising the American Western genre, Lemonade Joe is the clean living gun fighter who drinks only Kolaloka lemonade and takes on a town full of whiskey drinking cowboys. It is a musical comedy parodying the old silent westerns, with colour tinting, speeded up fight scenes including the obligatory breaking bannister. (wikipedia.org)
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Peace on Earth
Peace on Earth (1939) - Short Film
Two baby squirrels ask grandpa to explain what "men" are when he comes in singing "peace on earth, goodwill to men". Grandpa tells the story of man's last war. (imdb)
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Kagemusha
When a powerful warlord in medieval Japan dies, a poor thief recruited to impersonate him finds difficulty living up to his role and clashes with the spirit of the warlord during turbulent times.
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Faces of Death
A collection of death scenes, ranging from TV-material to home-made super-8 movies The common factor is death by some means. (imdb)
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The 1000 Eyes of Dr. Mabuse
Reporter Peter Barter gets murdered while driving to his tv station. Commisioner Kras gets a phone call from clairvoyant Cornelius who saw Barters death in a vision. But a dark force prevents Cornelius from seeing the man behind the crime... (IMDB)
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Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering
All the kids in a town over night become feverish and have convulsions. The next day they start to become evil, change their names for those of kids killed long ago, and then start killing any adult in their path, in vicious and mysterious forms (imdb)
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Reality
Set in Naples, the film centers on an Italian family unbalanced by its fishmonger patriarch's delusional obsession with the local version of "Big Brother." (incontention.com)
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The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
Lieutenant Drebin discovers that his ex-girlfriend's new beau is involved in a plot to kidnap a scientist who advocates solar energy. (imdb)
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