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Chaos
Two cops, a rookie (Phillippe) and a grizzled vet (Statham), pursue an accomplished bank robber. (imdb)
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Avanak Kuzenler
Movie is about three stupid cousins and their adventures.
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The Iron Rose
A young couple out for a walk decide to take a stroll through a large cemetery. As darkness begins to fall they realize they can't find their way out, and soon their fears begin to overtake them. (imdb)
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Light Is Calling
A scene from The Bells (1926) is optically reprinted and edited to Michael Gordon's 7 minute composition. A meditation on the fleeting nature of life and love, as seen through the roiling emulsion of an film. (imdb plot summary)
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The Art of Negative Thinking
The local disability support group visits an involuntary member, not realizing that it will bring them to a critical mass. (imdb)
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Otobüs
The film is about a handful of Turkish people from rural areas who are driven to Stockholm where they will find a job. They are deceived by the driver and left all alone trapped in the bus in an open area in Stockholm.
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The Day After Tomorrow
An abrupt climate change has cataclysmic consequences for the entire planet. (20th Century Fox)
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Sisters of the Gion
Umekichi, a geisha in the Gion district of Kyoto, feels obliged to help her lover Furusawa when he asks to stay with her after becoming bankrupt and leaving his wife. However her younger sister Omocha tells her she is wasting her time and money on a loser. She thinks that they should both find wealthy patrons to support them. Omocha therefore tries various schemes to get rid of Furusawa, and set themselves up with better patrons. (imdb)
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On the Rocks
A young mother reconnects with her larger-than-life playboy father on an adventure through New York. (imdb)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
A young woman abandons a choice job at a law firm and her life in New York in an attempt to find love in the unlikely locale of West Covina, California. (imdb)
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