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A remake of the classic Shakespare play "The Taming of the Shrew.", set in a modern day highschool. (imdb)

It's November 1973 in New Canaan, Connecticut. Watergate has caught up with Richard Nixon. The Beatles are recording solo albums. Wife-swapping has come to the suburbs. And, the Hood family is skidding out of control. (Fox Searchlight)

A master swordsman and former soldier and his hunchbacked assistant hunt vampires. (imdb)

Lilli Palmer owns and runs a school for wayward girls in France. Her absolute discipline has fostered a social order among the girls with rampant sex, lesbianism and torture the norm. Palmer also has an adolescent son (Moulder Brown) she tries to keep isolated from the young women lest he be tainted by sexual relations... (imdb)

A French little town, at the end of the twenties. Julien Davenne is a journalist whose wife Julie died a decade ago... (imdb)

A logger defends his family from a group of dangerous drug runners.

When her pleas for help are ignored and cause her daughter's death, a woman seeks revenge on the person she blames. (imdb)

A 10-part penny dreadful, a peepshow melodrama, loosely conceived around the filmmaker's autobiography, with an aesthetic that is one part "Vampire" serial, one part psycho fever-dream. (Film Forum)

The adventures of the Family Guy (1999) neighbor and deli owner, Cleveland Brown. (idmb)

This is a sketch-comedy show. The twist here is that all of the sketches (Even the monologue) are connected in some strange way. (imdb)