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Eddie Murphy Raw
Eddie Murphy in a stand-up performance recorded live. For an hour and a half he talks about his favourite subjects: sex and women. (imdb)
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Alvin and the Chipmunks
Based on the 1980s cartoon series about a music group of chipmunks comprised of mischievous group leader Alvin; tall and quiet Simon; and chubby, impressionable Theodore. (imdb)
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
School is out and Greg is ready for the days of summer, when all his plans go wrong. What on earth is he going to do all summer? (imdb)
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Bill Burr: I\
Bill Burr, comedian, holds a show in front of an audience. (imdb)
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Blood of the Beasts
An early example of ultra-realism, this movie contrasts the quiet, bucolic life in the outskirts of Paris with the harsh, gory conditions inside the nearby slaughterhouses.
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Mama
Annabel and Lucas are faced with the challenge of raising his young nieces that were left alone in the forest for 5 years.... but how alone were they? (imdb)
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Escobar: Paradise Lost
In Colombia, a young surfer meets the woman of his dreams - and then he meets her uncle, Pablo Escobar. (imdb)
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Blue Planet II
Blue Planet II (2017) - TV Mini-Series
Sir David Attenborough returns to the ocean waters, showing an array of weird and wonderful creatures, some of which have never been filmed before. (imdb)
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Stuart Little
Stuart (voiced by Michael J. Fox) is a little guy with a big heart, not to mention whiskers, a little pink nose and a really dapper wardrobe. When he's adopted by the Littles (a human family played by Davis, Lipnicki and Laurie) he embarks on adventures with a variety of characters -- including his nemesis, family cat Snowbell (voiced by Nathan Lane) -- and learns the true meaning of family, loyalty and friendship. (Columbia Tristar)
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Peninsula
Jung-seok, a soldier who previously escaped the diseased wasteland, relives the horror when assigned to a covert operation with two simple objectives: retrieve and survive. When his team unexpectedly stumbles upon survivors, their lives will depend on whether the best-or worst-of human nature prevails in the direst of circumstances. (rottentomatoes.com)
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