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My Brother Is an Only Child
Two brothers come of age in a small Italian town in the '60s and '70s. (imdb)
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Sabotage
Members of an elite DEA task force find themselves being taken down one by one after they rob a drug cartel safe house. (imdb)
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The Rite
Despite his conviction that demonic possession is just so much supersitious mumbo jumbo, Catholic priest-in-training Michael Kovak (Colin O'Donoghue) journeys to Rome to attend a special exorcism school being taught at the Vatican. Before long, true-believer Father Lucas (Anthony Hopkins) introduces the young cleric to the devil's power firsthand.
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Kidnapping, Caucasian Style
In this comic but dated story, nerdy Shurik travels to Caucas in search of native legends and folklore. But what he finds is a beautiful girl whom, due to intoxication and deceit of the local "gang", he ends up literally stealing for the local deceitful governor. All the time Shurik thinks that it is all just a one old Caucasian custom. When he, finally, realizes what he did he goes out in search for the girl of his dreams. (imdb)
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Black Rain
Two New York cops get involved in a gang war between members of the Yakuza, the Japanese Mafia. (imdb)
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The Lake House
When two people "connect" the bond between them can be so pure and simple as to stir hearts in heaven. When they connect in all the right places at all the wrong times, heaven weeps for broken hearts. To heal these broken hearts, heaven breaks time. (imdb)
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The Edukators
Three young German radicals enjoy breaking into the homes of the wealthy as an act of political rebellion. When they are forced to deal with a businessman who has caught them in the act, the trio makes a rash decision and their futures are quaked. Ideals are tested as generations collide, passions rage, and loyalties shatter. (IFC Films)
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Ruben Brandt, Collector
A psychotherapist suffers violent nightmares inspired by legendary works of art. Four of his patients, expert thieves, offer to steal the works, since he believes that once he owns them, the nightmares will disappear. He becomes a wanted criminal know as "The Collector". Who will dare to catch him and his gang?
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*batteries not included
Apartment block tenants seek the aid of alien mechanical life-forms to save their building from demolition. (imdb)
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The Incredible Jessica James
An aspiring playwright in New York strikes up a friendship with a guy while on the rebound from a break-up. (imdb)
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