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The immediate subject matter of Crash is the strange lure of the auto collision, provoking as it does the human fascination with death and the tendency to eroticize danger. Most motorists will slow down to stare at the scene of a collision; they may feel their pulses quickening and become exquisitely aware of the fragility of their own bodies. The characters of Crash carry this awareness a step further, cherishing and nurturing it. For them, a car collision is a sexual turn-on, and a jolting life-force they come to crave. (Fine Line Features)

"Juice" is about 3 inner-city teens who get caught up in a double murder. (imdb)

Shigeo Kageyama, aka "Mob," is at first glance an average middle school boy who actually possesses powerful psychic abilities. Wanting to be normal, he suppresses his abilities, leading to a general emotional detachment. He exorcises spirits for self-proclaimed psychic Reigen, his master and a con artist. But when Mob's emotions reach 100 percent, his pent-up feelings unleash a dark and frightening power.

In the Paris of the early 20th century, Louise, wife of a general, sells the earrings her husband gave her: she needs money for a gambling debt... (imdb)

In the opulent St. Petersburg of the Empire period, Eugene Onegin is a jaded but dashing aristocrat - a man often lacking in empathy, who suffers from restlessness, melancholy and, finally, regret. Through his best friend Lensky, Onegin is introduced to the young Tatiana. A passionate and virtuous girl, she soon falls hopelessly under the spell of the aloof newcomer and professes her love for him. (imdb)

Oppressed by her family setting, dead-end school prospects and the boys in the neighborhood, Marieme starts a new life after meeting a group of three free-spirited girls. She changes her name and her dress code. Eventually, she quits school to be accepted in the gang, hoping that this will be a way to freedom.

Scrooge McDuck takes his nephews to Egypt to find a pyramid that contains a magic lamp. (imdb)

Still reeling from his brother's startling suicide and his parents' subsequent divorce, Tyler (Robert Pattinson) discovers a fresh lease on life when he meets Ally (Emilie de Ravin), a gregarious beauty who witnessed her mother's murder. But as the couple draws closer, the fallout from their separate tragedies jeopardizes their love.

An ex-con reunites with his estranged wayward 16-year old daughter to protect her from drug dealers who are trying to kill her. (imdb)

What if you wished everyone - and everything - would just go away!