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Porcile
Two dramatic stories. In an undeterminated past, a young cannibal (who killed his own father) is condemned to be torn to pieces by some wild beasts. In the second story, Julius, the young son of a post-war German industrialist, is on the way to lie down with his farm's pigs, because he doesn't like human relationships. (imdb)
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Safe Haven
A young woman with a mysterious past lands in Southport, North Carolina where her bond with a widower forces her to confront the dark secret that haunts her. (imdb)
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Battle Royale 2: Requiem
Three years after the failure of the original BR program, a second act is forged and a class of students are sent to an island with one objective: kill international terrorist Shuya Nanahara. (imdb)
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Four Minutes
An elderly piano teacher trains a young convict at a women's penitentiary. (imdb)
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1883
1883 (2021) - TV Series
Follows the Dutton family on a journey west through the Great Plains toward the last bastion of untamed America.
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Ghoulies
A young man and his girlfriend move into thre man's old mansion home, where he becomes possessed by a need to control ancient demons. (imdb)
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The Umbrella Academy
A disbanded group of superheroes reunite after their adoptive father, who trained them to save the world, dies.
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Iris
True story of the lifelong romance between novelist Iris Murdoch and her husband John Bayley, from their student days through her battle with Alzheimer's disease. (imdb)
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Fifteen year old Taraneh, whose widowed father is in jail, refuses the unwanted attentions of carpet salesman Amir - until Amir's mother talks Taraneh into accepting Amir's marriage proposal. Within four months the couple realize that they are incompatible, they divorce and Amir emigrates back to Germany. When Taraneh discovers she is pregnant she decides against all advice and intense social pressure, to keep the baby
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A Boy and His Dog
A post-apocalyptic tale based on a novella by Harlan Ellison. A boy communicates telepathically with his dog as they scavenge for food and sex... (imdb)
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