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Liverpool
A massive freighter pulls into a harbour in southern Argentina. Farrel, a member of the crew, tells the captain he's taking shore leave to see his ailing mother one last time before she dies. (viff.org)
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Basket Case
A young man carrying a big basket, containing his deformed Siamese brother is seeking revenge on the doctors who separated them. (imdb)
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Countess Dracula
In medieval Europe aging Countess Elisabeth rules harshly with the help of lover Captain Dobi. Finding that washing in the blood of young girls makes her young again she gets Dobi to start abducting likely candidates. The Countess - pretending to be her own daughter - starts dallying with a younger man, much to Dobi's annoyance... (imdb)
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Flypaper
A man caught in the middle of two simultaneous robberies at the same bank desperately tries to protect the teller with whom he's secretly in love.
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Eyyvah eyvah 2
After finding his father Ali Riza Seker in the original film, Hüseyin has just one more thing to take care of.And that is to get together with Müjgan, the girl of his dreams, to present her with the ring his "big sister" Firuzan gave him and to win Müjgan's heart. Arriving back in Geyikli with his confidante Firuzan, his father Ali Rıza Seker and Ramiz the tailor, Hüseyin will share his time of crisis with Firuzan on this adventure as well. The two of them are in this together now. (www.eyyvaheyvah.com)
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Le Weekend
Revisiting Paris for the first time since their honeymoon, a long-married British couple (Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan) run into an old colleague (Jeff Goldblum) and discover a new vision of what life and marriage might be. (tiff.net)
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Nowhere Boy
The debut feature of Sam Taylor-Wood, tells the never seen before story of John Lennon's childhood.
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Same Old Song
Odile (Sabine Azéma) is looking for a new, bigger appartment. Her younger sister Camille (Agnès Jaoui) just completed her doctoral thesis has fallen in love with an estate agent who is responsible for Odile's apartment and who has an elder employee (imdb)
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The Trip
Paul Groves, a TV commercial director, is in the midst of a personality crisis. His wife Sally has left him and he seeks the help of his friend John, a self-styled guru who's an advocate of LSD...
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True Confessions
De Niro (a Catholic Priest) and Duvall (a Homicide Detective) play brothers drawn together after many years apart, in the aftermath of the brutal murder of a young prostitute. (imdb)
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