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A surreal, nightmarish collection of imagery with no discernible plot.

Professor Sherman Klump is getting married. And the Klump family could not be more delighted for him... (imdb)

Best friends and their daughters holiday in Rio only for one to fall for the other's daughter. (imdb)

A bitter ex-husband. A put upon Momma's boy. Both want their respective spouse and mother dead, but who will pull it off? (imdb)

A boy and his friends seek to join a mid-atlantic gang led by the boy's estranged father, unaware that his father's ruthlessness takes no account of family ties. (imdb)

Four siblings live happily with their mother in a small apartment in Tokyo. The children all have different fathers and have never been to school. The very existence of three of them has been hidden from the landlord. One day, the mother leaves behind a little money and a note, charging her oldest boy to look after the others. And so begins the children's odyssey... (imdb)

After another relationship has ended, Mrs. Flax moves to a new town. But now, it's her elder daughter who is love-sick. (imdb)

A college student relives the day of her murder with both its unexceptional details and terrifying end until she discovers her killer's identity.

Tells the love story of "the woman of the city" who works in a cabaret in Istanbul and a fruit seller from rural background who lives on the fringe of the city. (utopianstudieseurope.org)

A ten-years-later continuation of Hal Hartley's "Henry Fool", where Fay Grim (Posey) is coerced by a CIA agent (Goldblum) to try and locate notebooks that belonged to her fugitive ex-husband (Ryan). Published in them is information that could compromises the security of the U.S., causing Fay to first head to Paris to fetch them ... (imdb)