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Dwayne McLaren has been looking for a way out of his small town upbringing of Cut Bank, MT since he graduated high school several years earlier. When he finds himself in the wrong place at the right time, he jumps at a chance to pursue a better life in a bigger city with his girlfriend Cassandra. But luck doesn't exist in Cut Bank, and this perceived good fortune is quickly followed by a flood of bad karma. (imdb)

A nerdish florist finds his chance for success and romance with the help of a giant man-eating plant who demands to be fed. (imdb)

In the Napoleonic wars, an officer finds an old book that relates his grandfather's story, Alfons van Worden, captain in the Walloon guard. A man of honor and courage, he seeks the shortest route through the Sierra Morena. At an inn, the Venta Quemada, he sups with two Islamic princesses. They call him their cousin and seduce him; he wakes beside corpses under a gallows. He meets a hermit priest and a goatherd; each tells his story; he wakes again by the gallows... (imdb)

Chance, a simple gardener, has never left the estate until his employer dies. His simple TV-informed utterances are mistaken for profundity. (imdb)

A young boy and his sister are drawn into one man's obsessive pursuit of his former lover. (imdb)

As Phyllis, a Beverly Hills housewife, is in the middle of a divorce, she tries to find focus in her... (imdb)

By accident, the 12-year-old Preston is given a blank check and when he fills in $1,000,000 - he is able to get it! (imdb)

Overworked? Undersexed? So is advertising executive Ed Waxman (Fehr), who must come up with a great new ad campaign within 48 hours or he'll be fired. But his babe magnet brother, Cooper (Klein), has other ideas: to get his stressed-out brother laid. (Gold Circle Films)

A look at the impact of the retail giant on local communities. (imdb)

The year is 859 AD, and China's once flourishing Tang Dynasty is in decline. Unrest is raging throughout the land, and the corrupt government is locked in battle with rebel armies that are forming in protest. The largest and most prestigious of these rebel groups is the House of Flying Daggers, which is growing ever more powerful under a mysterious new leader. (Sony Pictures Classics)