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Fritz the Cat
A hypocritical swinging college student cat raises hell in a satiric vision of various elements on the 1960's. (imdb)
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The Woodsman
A harrowing and moving tale of one man's attempt to re-enter society after twelve years in prison. (Newmarket Films)
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Saskin damat
A gardener named Apti falls in love with the nephew of his wealthy boss.
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Nadja
This ultra-hip, post-modern vampire tale is set in contemporary New York City. Members of a dysfunctional family of vampires are trying to come to terms with each other, in the wake of their father's death. Meanwhile, they are being hunted by Dr. Van Helsing and his hapless nephew. As in all good vampire movies, forces of love are pitted against forces of destruction. (imdb)
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Creature Comforts
A humourous and thought provoking view of what animals in zoos might be thinking about their captivity and surroundings. (imdb)
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Ghost Ship
In a remote region of the Bering Sea, a salvage crew discovers the eerie remains of a grand passenger liner lost for more than 40 years. Once onboard, the crew must uncover the truth about the ship's past and unlock the mystery that threatens their very survival. (Warner Bros.)
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El infierno
Benny Garcia is deported from the United States. Back home he realizes drug dealing had changed his town and his brother died after getting involved. Against his former wish he also ends involved in the narco business with tragic and "humorous" results. A black comedy that depicts Mexican current problems with organized crime.
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Jackass: Number Two
Johnny Knoxville and friends are back to raise the stakes higher and lower the bar further. (Paramount)
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The Brown Bunny
Both a love story and a haunting portrait of a lost soul unable to forget his past, the film follows a motorcycle racer (Gallo) on his cross-country journey. (Wellspring)
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The Tailor of Panama
Ruthless, seductive British spy Andy Osnard (Brosnan) may have been banished to Panama, but he's got a secret weapon -- Harry Pendel (Rush), a Cockney ex-con who has reinvented himself as a popular tailor to the rich and powerful of the country. Harry is famous for his storytelling as well as his suits, but this time Harry's yarn will give the arrogant Osnard his comeuppance. (Sony Pictures)
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