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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. (imdb)
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Flora and Son
It follows Flora, a single mom who is at war with her son, Max. Trying to find a hobby for Max, she rescues a guitar from a dumpster and finds that one person's trash can be a family's salvation.
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Are We There Yet?
In this family comedy, Nick (Ice Cube), a smooth operator, is trying to land a date with a young, attractive divorcee, Suzanne (Long). He gallantly offers to drive her children from Portland, Oregon to Vancouver to be reunited with their mom. What Nick doesn't know is that Suzanne's children think that no man is good enough for their mom and will do everything they can to make the trip a nightmare for him. Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride. (Sony)
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The Specialist
A woman entices a bomb expert she's involved with into destroying the mafia that killed her family. (imdb)
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The Associate
A film about making it on Wall Street. Prejudices are hard to break and Laurel Ayres quickly learns that in order for people to take her seriously she has to work for an older white man or be one.
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The Sound of Music
A woman leaves an Austrian convent to become a governess to a Naval officer widower. (imdb)
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The Pelican Brief
A law student uncovers a conspiracy, putting herself and others in danger. (imdb)
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Waterloo
After defeating France and imprisoning Napoleon on Elba, ending two decades of war, Europe is shocked to find Napoleon has escaped and has caused the French Army to defect from the King back to him... (imdb)
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At First Sight
The story of a young woman architect (Sorvino) who falls in love with a blind man (Kilmer). She encourages him to undergo a radical operation to restore his sight, but ultimately his truest vision comes from the love he finds in his heart. (MGM)
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Window Water Baby Moving
Stan Brakhage films the birth of his first child, Myrrena. (imdb)
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