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Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion
Live at the Purple Onion is a DVD by American stand-up comedian Zach Galifianakis. The show was recorded at the San Francisco club The Purple Onion in June 2005. The DVD features Galifianakis' routine as well as an interview of Seth Galifianakis (played by Zach) by Brian Unger. (wikipedia.com)
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Swiss Family Robinson
A Swiss settler family are shipwrecked on a desert island. (imdb)
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La llorona
With the words "If you cry, I'll kill you" ringing in their ears, Alma and her sons are murdered in Guatemala's armed conflict. Years later, a criminal case is brought against Enrique, a retired general who oversaw the genocide. But he's acquitted through a mistrial and the spirit of La Llorona is unleashed to wander the world like a lost soul amongst the living. At night, Enrique starts to hear her wailing. His wife and daughter believe he's having bouts of Alzheimer's-related dementia. (imdb)
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Half Light
Rachel Carlson, a successful novelist moves to a small Scottish village to move on with her life after the death of her son. Strange things start to happen when she is haunted by ghosts and real life terror. (imdb)
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Atama-yama
Atama-yama (2002) - Short Film
A miserly man eats the pits of some cherries he can't stand throwing out. A tree starts growing from the top of his head. He cuts it off; it grows back. After a while, he gives up and lets it grow, but the crowds that gather on top of his head to enjoy the tree (and leave huge mounds of trash) eventually drive him to uproot the tree. This leaves a crater on top of his head, which fills with water, which becomes a popular lake. (imdb)
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Küçük Şeyler
Onur is sacked from his job as manager of a pharmaceutical company and is not worried. But so is his wife Bahar. Onur doesn't listen to her and becomes indifferent to her and the world around him. He'd rather be surrounded by more zebras. (imdb)
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Hairspray
Based on the 1988 John Waters cult classic, Hairspray is the story of Tracy Turnblad, a big girl with big hair and an even bigger heart, who has only one passion: dancing. When her dream of becoming a regular personality on "The Corny Collins Show" comes true, she wins many fans and becomes an advocate for integration. (New Line Cinema)
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Bigger, Stronger, Faster*
Director Christopher Bell explores America's win-at-all-cost culture by examining how his two brothers became members of the steroid-subculture in an effort to realize their American dream. (imdb.com)
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Arq
Trapped in a lab and stuck in a time loop, a disoriented couple fends off masked raiders while harboring a new energy source that could save humanity. (imdb)
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Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes
A cafe owner discovers that the TV in his cafe suddenly shows images from the future, but only two minutes into the future. (imdb)
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