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The Mascot (1934) - Short Film
A toy stuffed dog has just been sewn together when it hears a young child ask for an orange. The child's mother explains that they have no money, and so she cannot buy any oranges. The dog is then packed up along with a box full of other toys to be sold, but it soon winds up in the street... (imdb)
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Double-crossed and left without water in the desert, Cable Hogue is saved when he finds a spring. It is in just the right spot for a much needed rest stop on the local stagecoach line, and Hogue uses this to his advantage (imdb)
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Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (imdb)
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Bayram (Kemal Sunal) is a joyfull man full of life with too little property; only a drum... His happy life is going to change because of his uncle's dead and enormous wealth he left to Bayram.
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Berlin Alexanderplatz (1980) - TV Mini-Series
In late-1920s Berlin, Franz Biberkopf is released from prison and vows to go straight; however he soon finds himself embroiled in the city's criminal underworld.
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An artificially intelligent PC and his human owner find themselves in a romantic rivalry over a woman. (imdb)
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Otto is a grump who's given up on life following the loss of his wife and wants to end it all. When a young family moves in nearby, he meets his match in quick-witted Marisol, leading to a friendship that will turn his world around.
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The Spirit of Christmas (1995) - Short Film
Four caroling children meet Jesus and Santa Claus and learn the true meaning of Christmas. (imdb)
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The third film of a five-part art-installation epic - it's part-zombie movie, part-gangster film.
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A British college student falls for an American student, only to be separated from him when she's banned from the U.S. after overstaying her visa.
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